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Unforgettable Skyrim Guard Quotes - Wisdom and Humor from the Streets of Tamriel - Luther Reading Challenge
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Unforgettable Skyrim Guard Quotes – Wisdom and Humor from the Streets of Tamriel

    Stop right there, criminal scum!

    I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

    You’ve been warned!

    Pay your fine, or I’ll haul you off to jail!

    I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

    You think you can just walk away from this?

    Do you have any idea who you’re messing with?

    Justice is its own reward, and it’s about to catch up with you.

    Not in my watch, thief!

    The law is the law, and you’ve broken it.

    You’re lucky I don’t send you to the dungeon.

    You’re making a big mistake here.

    The only thing worse than a criminal is a stupid one.

    What’s it gonna be? A fine or the gallows?

    I have no patience for your nonsense.

    You picked the wrong place to steal.

    According to the law, you owe a hefty fine.

    The streets don’t belong to you!

    It’s not personal; it’s just business.

    You’re on thin ice, scoundrel.

    I can see your crimes clear as day.

    Consider this your final warning.

    You think this is a game? Think again.

    You look like trouble; I’ll be watching you.

    Keep your hands where I can see them!

    You’re a long way from home, criminal.

    Stealing is a good way to get yourself caught.

    The guards don’t take kindly to your kind.

    You’re lucky I’m in a good mood today.

    We’ll see how brave you are when I call for backup.

    Face justice like a true Nord!

    You’ve got two choices: pay or prison.

    Think you can intimidate me? Just try.

    This is the last place you want to cause trouble.

    No one escapes the arm of the law!

    Looks like you need a lesson in respect.

    You’ll regret crossing me.

    I won’t let you taint our streets with crime.

    You’ve got a lot of nerve, friend.

    Don’t test my patience.

    Caught red-handed, eh?

    Consider this a friendly warning.

    Your luck has just run out.

    You’ve been warned, scamp!

    Better turn yourself in before it’s too late.

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