Thanksgiving: the one day a year we can eat our weight in turkey and call it tradition!
May your turkey be plump, your family be functional, and your pants be stretchy!
Thanksgiving is a time to turn your turkey into a sandwich for the next three days!
I’m just here for the pie. The turkey can have a seat!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Thanksgiving: When you realize that calories dont count when its a holiday!
If we are what we eat, Im Thanksgiving dinner!
Pumpkin pie is my love language!
Thanksgiving Day: a day to be thankful for the things we haven’t eaten yet!
Thanksgiving: the only day I’ll savor a meal for six hours and eat in five different locations.
Family: we may not get along, but we sure know how to cook together!
Gratitude is when all our pans have food in them!
Thanksgiving: the holiday that puts the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional family gatherings!
Eating so much that the only thing stuffed is me!
If I had a dollar for every calorie I ate on Thanksgiving, Id be able to buy a whole pie!
Lets give thanks for all the leftovers that will keep us from cooking for a week!
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Thanksgiving: the day we give thanks for stretchy pants!
Lets get this gravy train rolling!
May your turkey be juicy and your conversations even juicier!
I thought I was a foodie until I discovered Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving: when people finally admit that turkeys just a vehicle for gravy!
I cant wait to log into my food account after Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving is the only time I want to hear the word stuffing!
Remember: if you cant convince them, confuse them with dessert!
Thanksgiving: the day we feast, laugh, and pretend were not going for seconds!
Count your blessings, but first, count your appetizers!
Just a friendly reminder: calories on Thanksgiving dont count, unless you’re counting the pies!
Do I want a second helping? Let me check with my pants!
Thanksgiving: the annual reminder that food comas are a thing!
Gravy is just another word for happiness!
If you think turkey is delicious, wait until you try it in sandwich form!
Thanksgiving: the day we give thanks for family and fantastic food!
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving filled with family and the good kind of drama!
Thanksgiving is about two things: turkey and avoiding political arguments!
May your Thanksgiving be filled with laughter… and maybe a little wine too!
The secret to Thanksgiving is to keep your family hungry and your drinks full!
May your turkey be moist and your conversations be merry!
Thanksgiving: when gratitude meets gluttony!
Find me where the turkey and the mashed potatoes are!
Officially entering the turkey-induced haze around 3 PM!
Thankful for elastic waistbands this Thanksgiving!
When life gives you turkeys, make Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving is a reminder that food tastes better when shared especially with pie!
Thanksgiving: the day we clock more than just a few extra calories!