May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever!
Congratulations on finding someone who will tolerate your weirdness for a lifetime!
Heres to love, laughter, and happily ever after no refunds!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!
May your life together be filled with laughter and your fridge filled with leftovers!
May your love be like a good wine, better with age but never too sour!
Cheers to a lifetime of stealing the covers!
Remember, a successful marriage is like a deck of cards: in the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond; by the end, youll wish you had a club and a spade!
Wishing you a marriage full of love, laughter, and plenty of inside jokes!
May your love be stronger than your Wi-Fi signal!
May you always find joy in each others quirksespecially on laundry day!
Heres to love, laughter, and all the funny moments youll create together!
Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Wishing you both lots of love, laughter, and endless patienceespecially when it comes to leaving the toilet seat up!
As you start your new life together, remember: it’s not about the destination, its about the Netflix shows you binge-watch together!
May your love be like a perfect cup of coffeehot, sweet, and with a hint of cream!
Heres hoping your love story is just like a romantic comedy, without the embarrassing parts!
May your marriage be full of fun, and may you never run out of quirky adventures!
Congratulations! You just embarked on the never-ending journey of taking each other’s socks off!
Remember, the secret to a happy marriage is a good sense of humor and a well-stocked snack cabinet!
Wishing you a marriage that feels like a never-ending honeymoonminus the awkward sunburns!
May your love be as deep as your Netflix queue!
Cheers to a marriage filled with laughter, love, and just the right amount of chaos!
May your love be like a fine cheese: a little nutty and a bit cheesy!
Heres to your new adventurejust remember to always blame it on the other person!
May your love shine brighter than the sun on your wedding dayjust dont forget the sunscreen!
Congratulations! Your first year is the courtship phase. Your second year is the toleration phase!
May your marriage be a perfect blend of humor, happiness, and an occasional pizza night!
Love is all about compromiselike agreeing on who has to do the dishes!
May your life together be as delightful as dessert, but remember: never argue about the last piece of cake!
Heres to a marriage that brings you joyeven if it means sharing a bathroom!
May your love be like a great cup of coffeehot, strong, and worth waking up for!
Marriage: because sometimes you just want someone to annoy for the rest of your life!
Wishing you both a lifetime of love and laughterand sometimes, a little bit of chaos!
Cheers to a lifetime of mismatched socks and spontaneous dance parties in the kitchen!
Remember, the key to a happy marriage is to always keep laughingespecially at each others jokes!
May your life together be filled with more joy than a puppy in a room full of tennis balls!
Congratulations! May your marriage be filled with great adventures, no lame moments, and only a pinch of ego!
Heres to the perfect couple: ones a morning person, and the other well, theyre still trying!
May your love be as grounding as coffee and as sweet as cake!
In this beautiful journey called marriage, may you always be each other’s favorite traveling companion!
Oops! Youve accidentally signed a lifelong contract for love and laundry!
Love is sharing your popcorn, even if its the last kernel!
May your wedding day be the first of many great adventureshopefully without any wardrobe malfunctions!
Wishing you a marriage full of laughter, love, and endless opportunities to create embarrassing memories!