Salespeople are the only ones who can talk their way out of a win-win situation!
I told my boss I needed a raise; she said, ‘What about just raising your sales?’
Why did the salesperson bring a ladder? To reach new heights in sales!
Selling is like fishingif you want to catch big, you need the right bait!
A great salesperson is just a magician with a better suit!
I’m on a seafood diet; I see good deals, and I sell them!
Sales is the only profession where you can be late and still be on time!
If at first you dont succeed, call it version one of your sales strategy!
I thought I wanted a career in sales until I realized it was just a lot of ‘let me follow up.’
Salespeople have the gift of gab, and they can sell ice to an eskimo!
In sales, a ‘no’ just means ‘not today’…or ‘try harder next time!’
Behind every successful salesperson is a daily dose of caffeine and denial!
A sales pitch is 10% product knowledge and 90% confidence…and maybe a little magic!
Why do salespeople never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from a closer!
Sales is a rollercoaster ride: thrilling ups, terrifying downs, and a lot of screaming!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried selling with humor?
Why did the salesperson cross the road? To close a deal on the other side!
In sales, our job is to get you what you didnt even know you needed!
Every ‘no’ is just a step closer to the next ‘yes’ or a great excuse for happy hour!
Sales: where every rejection fuels your coffee addiction!
I didn’t choose the sales life; the sales life chose me and my calendar!
A successful salesperson is like a fine wine; they get better with time and a little aging!
Sales is the only game where the scoreboard is always in your head!
Why do salespeople always carry a pencil? In case they need to draw a big commission!
Sales is the art of convincing people they need something they never knew existed!
Good salespeople are like GPS; theyll always guide you to the best deal!
What do salespeople and comedians have in common? Timing is everything!
If sales were easy, theyd call it ordering!
Sales: the only job where you can lose twice a day and still be winning!
Why did the sales rep fail art class? They couldnt draw a conclusion!
In sales, the best stories end with …and thats how I closed the deal!’
They say money talks, but in sales, it mostly complains!
Why do salespeople love jokes? Because they understand the punchline reflects the bottom line!
Sales is 90% enthusiasm and 10% legal disclaimers!
In sales, every bad joke is a step toward closing that serious deal!
Sales reps can smell a closing opportunity from a mile away… and it often leads to lunch!
Why do salespeople make good detectives? Because theyll always follow the leads!
Selling is just a position where you always have to prove youre better than your last pitch!
My favorite exercise? Running my sales pitch past a mirror!
When life gives you lemons, call a client and sell lemonade!
Sales is like a first date; you mostly hope they say yes!
Why are salespeople great friends? They never forget to follow up!
Sales may not be rocket science, but we do calculate our way to the moon!
In sales, there’s no such thing as a dumb question, just a missed opportunity!
Salespeople are like Wi-Fi; when you finally connect, everything clicks!