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Unforgettable Monty Python Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    And now for something completely different.

    It’s just a flesh wound!

    I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay.

    What have the Romans ever done for us?

    A cup of tea, a slice of cake, and a good laugh.

    I’m not dead yet!

    You’re a rabbit, you’re not even a fish!

    We are the knights who say ‘Ni!’

    She turned me into a newt!

    I wish to have an argument, not a debate!

    This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!

    It’s a matter of life and death, or at least a great deal of inconvenience.

    He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!

    Bring out your dead!

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

    I’m not an animal!

    The Ministry of Silly Walks is always hiring.

    We are all individuals!

    The fish slapping dance is an art form.

    Can I have a go at it, sir?

    I’m here for the biscuits!

    What do you mean ‘not the best?’

    Always look on the bright side of life.

    It’s only a model.

    You will find your enemy’s weak point – usually in the back.

    I am not a coward, I am simply cautious!

    If it weren’t for the rocks in its head, it would be dangerous!

    I am your king, and I will not be questioned!

    All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

    It’s not a question of not liking pigeons!

    You’ve got rats in your kitchen!

    You know, I’d really rather not.

    We’re just a bunch of silly people!

    How can I be certain I’m still breathing?

    But what about the other six?

    Dinsdale, my pet hedgehog!

    I can’t take you seriously with that comb-over.

    That’s how we lost the war, you know.

    Find the chicken of truth!

    Now that’s a proper crusade!

    I’m just an ordinary man, with ordinary feelings!

    Silly walks will save the world!

    I declare this meeting of the knights of the realm open!

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