Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
And now for something completely different.
It’s just a flesh wound!
Im a lumberjack, and Im okay.
What have the Romans ever done for us?
A cup of tea, a slice of cake, and a good laugh.
I’m not dead yet!
Youre a rabbit, youre not even a fish!
We are the knights who say ‘Ni!’
She turned me into a newt!
I wish to have an argument, not a debate!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Its a matter of life and death, or at least a great deal of inconvenience.
Hes not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy!
Bring out your dead!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Im not an animal!
The Ministry of Silly Walks is always hiring.
We are all individuals!
The fish slapping dance is an art form.
Can I have a go at it, sir?
Im here for the biscuits!
What do you mean ‘not the best?’
Always look on the bright side of life.
Its only a model.
You will find your enemy’s weak point usually in the back.
I am not a coward, I am simply cautious!
If it werent for the rocks in its head, it would be dangerous!
I am your king, and I will not be questioned!
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
Its not a question of not liking pigeons!
Youve got rats in your kitchen!
You know, Id really rather not.
Were just a bunch of silly people!
How can I be certain Im still breathing?
But what about the other six?
Dinsdale, my pet hedgehog!
I cant take you seriously with that comb-over.
Thats how we lost the war, you know.
Find the chicken of truth!
Now thats a proper crusade!
Im just an ordinary man, with ordinary feelings!
Silly walks will save the world!
I declare this meeting of the knights of the realm open!