Some are born to greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them, and then there’s me, Lord Farquaad.
When youre ruling a kingdom, everyone else is just part of the scenery.
I may be small in stature, but my ambitions are sky-high.
A perfect kingdom deserves a perfect rulernamely, me.
Why negotiate when you can just intimidate?
Love is not for the weak; its for those who can handle it preferably at a distance.
Im not just a ruler; Im a revolutionary of rules.
Every fairytale needs a villainand I fit the role perfectly.
Fairytales are warped realities where I always get what I want.
My kingdom is built on the foundation of my undeniable charm.
In a land of ogres and magic, I am the only true reality.
You cant spell ‘fairytale’ without farquaadat least not without some help.
If power is an illusion, then I must be a master magician.
Being feared is much easier than being loved, and I prefer it that way.
I dont do mediocrity; I only do masterpieces.
Heroes come and go; I, however, remain.
True beauty lies beneath the surfacedeep beneath.
Why share the spotlight when I can hog it all?
Every dragon needs to be slayed unless it’s in my way.
Rules are meant to be followed, preferably by others.
Find the perfect princess? I dont need to find her; Ill just have her.
Ruling a kingdom is easy; ruling over fools is an art.
The best part of nightmares? Im always the star.
Some say Im ruthless; I prefer the term ‘pragmatic’.
A ruler without a crown is like a castle without walls.
I’ve traded hugs for authority, and I don’t regret a thing.
If youre not the best, you might as well be in my way.
Theres no such thing as too much poweronly too little ambition.
I see the world through a lens of perfectionmy own.
In a game of chess, I prefer to be the king. Checkmate.
Im not just another villain; Im a connoisseur of chaos.
Every obstacle in my path is merely a stepping stone.
Kingdoms crumble, but I will always rise.
Fear is my loyal subject; it never questions my authority.
I don’t do fairy godmothers; I create my own magic.
Every princess needs saving, and Im just the man for the job.
Destiny is a fickle mistress, but Im determined to tame her.
You can either join me or get out of my way.
A royal decree is as good as gold or better.
Im not afraid of the dark; I own it.
Ambition isnt just in my blood; its my lifeline.
You cant spell power without owbut Im the one delivering them.
Even the strongest of foes are merely pawns in my game.
Destiny is a battlefield; Im armed and ready.
In the world of fairytales, I write the script.