The best defense is a good conspiracy theory.
I’m not paranoid; I’m just the most aware person in the room.
The government is always watching. That’s why I’m always wearing these sunglasses.
If you want to solve a problem, you must first create a more complex problem.
I don’t trust anyone who isn’t a little bit suspicious.
Life is like a can of tuna; its better if you dont open it.
Fear is just another word for truth waiting to be revealed.
I embrace the chaos; its where the real fun begins.
The first rule of conspiracy club is: dont talk about conspiracy club.
Nothing is more dangerous than ignorance dressed in assurance.
Always question the motives behind a perfectly wrapped gift.
I believe in covering all my bases, even if half of them are imaginary.
Sometimes, paranoia is just a heightened sense of awareness.
There’s no such thing as coincidence; just the universe being tricky.
A watched pot never spoils, but it can sure give you anxiety.
The truth is out there, but its probably hiding from us.
There are no secrets; just things we haven’t discovered yet.
The world is a puzzle, and most of the pieces are missing.
Im not crazy; Im just ahead of the curve.
Logic is overrated – listen to your gut feelings instead.
Reality is just a shared hallucination we choose to believe in.
Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss or is it?
Sometimes the truth is stranger than the best conspiracy.
You cant spell government without govern’ and ‘men.’
To fear is to know; Id rather know too much.
Trust no one, except maybe your conspiracy buddy.
A conspiracy a day keeps the boredom away.
In a world full of lies, a little paranoia goes a long way.
I dont need facts; I have instinct, and its always right.
Keep your friends close, and your tinfoil hats closer.
Belief is a powerful tool, often sharper than any knife.
The truth is like an onion; it has layers, and it makes you cry.
In the game of life, always play your own wild card.
Caution is my middle name, and conspiracy is my last.
A little skepticism goes a long way in this wild world.
Reality is just a good story that we’ve all agreed to believe.
Im just a free thinker in a world of programmed minds.
Sometimes, the best answers are found in the shadows.
Believe in the unbelievable and swim in the absurd.
If you hear hooves, think horses but also consider zebras.
Doubt is not your enemy; its your greatest ally.
The safest place in a storm is under a good tin roof.
Every silver lining has a cloud waiting to cover it.
Im not saying I know everything, but I know enough to be worried.
Stay curious; the truth is often hiding in plain sight.