Math: The only subject that counts!

Without geometry, life is pointless.

Parallel lines have so much in common its a shame theyll never meet!

Math is like love; a simple idea but it can get complicated.

Dear Math, Im not a therapist. Solve your own problems!

Math teachers have too many problems.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!

Calculus is the art of drawing lovely curves with a straight edge.

I have a math problem: I cant stop trying to count my blessings!

Algebraic puns are too derivative!

Math: where the only place people buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody wonders why.

Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots!

Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate, but it gives me a fair shot at dividing my problems!

In math, you dont have to be right; you just have to be integers.

Im not arguing, Im just explaining why Im right… mathematically!

Numbers have a natural beauty… especially when they come with a side of pi!

Life is like an equation; it needs balance, or it gets messy!

Why do mathematicians get confused at parties? They cant find the common denominator!

Math: the only subject where you can buy 60 watermelons and no one asks why!

Negative numbers really appreciate being appreciated; they just need a little positive reinforcement!

Math is the only place people can buy 10,000 chocolate bars and not expect judgment.

Pi is just a limit that never stops playing hard to get!

Im great at math but cant seem to solve the equation of my love life!

Math problems are just puzzles waiting to be solved!

Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!

Counting down the days until math gets fun again!

To infinity and beyondoh wait, thats just a math lesson!

Anyone who says math cant be fun hasnt tried to solve it with a sense of humor!

I cant be counted on when it comes to math Im always rounding up!

What did one math book say to the other? ‘Ive got too many problems!’

My love for math is exponentialjust like my confusion!

They say math is universal, but I cant even count on my fingers!

Statistics: the only subject where you can hide your mistakes behind a graph!

When life gives you lemons, make a math problem out of it!

If youre bad at math, dont worry; even the best mathematicians make mistakesoften!

Im in a complicated relationship with mathmostly because its always trying to solve for x!

Math class is like a bad relationship; full of unsolved problems!

Why did the student get upset when the teacher called him average? Its just mean!

The only thing my math skills are good at is counting down to the weekend!

Why dont math problems ever get lost? Because they always find their x!

Math is like a pizza; somethings always missing if you dont have the right toppings!

Math: because life doesnt always come with a manual!

Math jokes are the only ones I can count on to be funny!

Id tell you a math joke but its too divisive!

My math skills are like my internet connectionoccasionally spotty!