Marriage: the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy!
Our love is like a fine wine; it gets better with age and sometimes gives us a headache!
Anniversaries are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!
Youre the peanut butter to my jelly, the socks to my sandalslet’s never be apart!
Falling in love is easy, but staying in love is a job full of overtime!
Cheers to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!
We go together like coffee and donutssweet, a little nutty, and best enjoyed together!
I love you more than pizza and thats saying a lot!
Happy anniversary! Lets celebrate the fact that we have survived each other’s cooking!
Marriage is like a deck of cards; in the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond!
Heres to a love thats older than our favorite pair of sweatpants!
Together, we are unstoppable like a toddler with a cookie!
Youre still my favorite person to annoyhappy anniversary!
Another year of being my partner in crime. I couldnt ask for a better accomplice!
Were like two peas in a podwho occasionally argue over who gets the last pea!
Happy anniversary! I still choose you, even over tacos!
Our love story is my favorite novel, full of plot twists and a lot of comic relief!
In this adventure called marriage, theres no GPSonly detours and lots of laughter!
You + me = the perfect formula for a crazy journey together!
Thanks for being my unpaid therapist for another year!
Love is shouting ‘I love you’ across the room, and then suddenly remembering your partner is right next to you!
Another year of you putting up with my weirdnesscheers to that!
Youre still the best thing I found on the internet!
Growing old together is mandatory, but growing up is optional!
Youre my favorite notificationI never want to mute you!
Together were like a really bad reality show, and Im addicted!
Every anniversary reminds me how lucky I am to have someone who tolerates my craziness!
We may not be a fairy tale, but we sure are a great comedy!
They say opposites attract; thats why I married a morning person!
Happy anniversary! Lets keep making awkward moments together!
Heres to another year of laughing until our stomachs hurt and occasionally needing a nap!
Marriage: where I love you means Ill let you have the last slice of pizza!
We’re like an old pair of sockscomfortable, a little worn, but still going strong!
Thank you for being my personal comedianlife with you is never boring!
Happy anniversary! Dont worry, Ive already made our escape plan just in case!
Every anniversary, Im reminded that love is sharing the last fry!
Weve mastered the art of arguing over who loves the other more!
You must be a magician, because every day with you feels like a magic show!
Happy anniversary! Youre still the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life!
Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-openerwith a lot of giggles!
Were like a fine wine; we just keep getting better and a little more tipsy!
Youre stuck with me and my crazyhappy anniversary!
Thanks for putting up with my quirkslets embrace the chaos together!
I love you more than cake just kidding, I love you more than ice cream!
Happy anniversary! Lets continue to make each other laugh until were senile!