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Laugh Your Heart Out – Hilarious Valentine’s Day Quotes to Brighten Your Day

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate chores, let’s Netflix and chew!

    Love is in the air… or is that just pizza?

    I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

    My love for you is like a fart — it’s not polite until it’s out!

    You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!

    Let’s be like chocolate and peanut butter—better together!

    You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni.

    I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts!

    We go together like cupcakes and frosting!

    You had me at ‘Let’s order pizza!’

    I love you more than words can express, but less than chocolate could!

    Cupid called; he thinks we should get a refund!

    You’re my favorite distraction from reality!

    If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!

    You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile!

    Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless!

    You’re the cheese to my pizza, forever melting my heart.

    Valentine’s Day: the only day I’ll share my fries!

    Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle!

    You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep!

    Forget love; I’d rather fall in chocolate!

    Every love story should start with pizza!

    Together we’re like a really great sitcom—fun and slightly ridiculous!

    You’re the reason I check my phone every five minutes!

    You had me at ‘Let’s eat dessert first!’

    I love you more than a cat loves a sunbeam!

    You’re my lobster—because we’re both a little cray!

    Love is like WiFi; it’s invisible but connects you to what you need!

    You’re the sparkle in my eye… and the crinkle in my chip bag!

    You’re the jam to my English muffin!

    If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!

    I would share my last slice of pizza with you!

    Love is blind, but pizza sees everything!

    You’re the reason I check my fridge; it might have something to do with you!

    You’re the ketchup to my fries; I can’t imagine life without you!

    I love you more than a kid loves cake!

    You’re my favorite ‘oops’ moment!

    I’d date you even if you were a zombie!

    Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap!

    You’re a pizza my heart!

    You complete my sandwich!

    We go together like coffee and donuts—just too good to be true!

    Love you more than a kid loves recess!

    You’re the tweet in my tweetheart!

    Let’s be like two peas in a pod… or maybe two donuts in a box!

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