Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate chores, lets Netflix and chew!
Love is in the air or is that just pizza?
I love you more than coffee, but please dont make me prove it.
My love for you is like a fart its not polite until its out!
You must be made of copper and tellurium because youre Cu-Te!
Lets be like chocolate and peanut butterbetter together!
Youre the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni.
I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts!
We go together like cupcakes and frosting!
You had me at Lets order pizza!
I love you more than words can express, but less than chocolate could!
Cupid called; he thinks we should get a refund!
You’re my favorite distraction from reality!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Youre the reason I look down at my phone and smile!
Life without you is like a broken pencil pointless!
You’re the cheese to my pizza, forever melting my heart.
Valentines Day: the only day Ill share my fries!
Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep!
Forget love; Id rather fall in chocolate!
Every love story should start with pizza!
Together were like a really great sitcomfun and slightly ridiculous!
You’re the reason I check my phone every five minutes!
You had me at Lets eat dessert first!
I love you more than a cat loves a sunbeam!
You’re my lobsterbecause were both a little cray!
Love is like WiFi; its invisible but connects you to what you need!
Youre the sparkle in my eye and the crinkle in my chip bag!
You’re the jam to my English muffin!
If you were a fruit, youd be a fine-apple!
I would share my last slice of pizza with you!
Love is blind, but pizza sees everything!
You’re the reason I check my fridge; it might have something to do with you!
Youre the ketchup to my fries; I cant imagine life without you!
I love you more than a kid loves cake!
You’re my favorite oops moment!
Id date you even if you were a zombie!
Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, its probably crap!
Youre a pizza my heart!
You complete my sandwich!
We go together like coffee and donutsjust too good to be true!
Love you more than a kid loves recess!
You’re the tweet in my tweetheart!
Lets be like two peas in a pod or maybe two donuts in a box!