Naughty or nice? I prefer my list to be a little bit of both!
Im not here to spread cheer, just chaos and a touch of holiday spirit.
Who needs a sleigh when you can roll in with style… and a hangover?
Santas on the naughty list this year, but lets keep that between us.
Holidays are for family… and a little mischief on the side.
When you see me, just remember: Im the bad Santa youve been warned about.
I cant bring you gifts, but I can bring you some wicked laughter.
Forget the elves; Im the one working overtime this season.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… a reason to misbehave.
Im not a regular Santa; Im the one your parents warned you about.
You say jolly, I say slightly tipsy and out of control.
My reindeer are fueled by cookies and questionable decisions.
Ill be checking my list… after one more drink.
Good vibes only? I prefer good mischief over good vibes.
Why fit in when you can stand out as the festive troublemaker?
I dont do sugar and spice; I do rum and rebellion.
My Christmas cheer comes with a side of sarcasm.
You wanna see a miracle? Watch me juggle eggnog and presents.
They say to spread Christmas joy, but I prefer the joy of unexpected surprises!
Good tidings? More like bring on the shenanigans!
This season, lets redefine what it means to be merry.
Why wait for December? I celebrate the holidays all year, bad style included.
I made my list and checked it twiceguess whos getting coal this year?
Santas got a new sleigh; its fueled by mischief and a wicked sense of humor.
Every year, my holiday spirit gets a little more mischievous.
I bring the gifts that dont fit the mold… or the nice list.
Forget the milk and cookies; Ill take whiskey and a good story.
Why play it safe when you can be the wild card of the holiday season?
I’m here to steal your cookies and your heartwith a side of chaos.
Jingle bells and a few well-placed pranks make for a great holiday!
You know youre on the naughty list when even Santa gives you a side-eye.
You can keep your silent nights; I prefer loud festivities!
Making cookies? Im more of a ‘making memories and mayhem’ kind of Santa.
Whats my secret? A pinch of joy and a dash of rebellion.
This year, lets toast to bad decisions wrapped in holiday cheer!
Santas got a new gig: mischief-making official!
Sleighing it this season, one shenanigan at a time.
Im all about that holiday hustle… and a bit of bustle for fun!
Lets be honestbad Santa always has the most fun!
A little bad behavior keeps the holidays interesting.
My sleigh is full, but my heart is fullerof questionable choices.
Why be good when you can be delightfully devilish?
You get the gift of surprises when you invite bad Santa to the party!
Unwrap the unexpected this holiday season, courtesy of your not-so-jolly friend.
Countdown to chaos? Im all in!