Respect my authority!
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
I learned something today.
You know, I really hate the news.
It’s all about the timing.
Screw you guys, I’m going home!
Ill be the first to admit, I’m a bit of a genius.
Derpity derp derp!
The one thing I love more than being right is being right.
This is why we can’t have nice things!
Im not even a real doctor!
The world is a scary place, but thats what makes life interesting.
Cartman loves me.
You can’t just throw a rock at someone and call it art!
Kyle, youre such a Jew.
Its not gay if its in a three-way.
I have to go, my planet needs me.
There’s a time and a place for everything.
Goddammit, Im out!
You know what really grinds my gears?
I just want to be left alone with my feelings!
Not all heroes wear capes.
Towelie, youre useless!
If you dont stop eating, Im going to throw up.
Satan, why are you always so negative?
Lifes a journey, not a destination.
Ive seen things you wouldnt believe.
You cant make people do things they dont want to do!
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Its not fair, Im just a kid!
You’re a real piece of work, you know that?
Face it, youre going to die alone!
Being a kid is rough!
Truth is subjective, just like beauty.
This is going to be a great day!
You cant put a price on friendship.
Find your passion and follow it.
Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find yourself.
Friendship is magic, unless its with Cartman.
Greatness comes from doing exceptional things!
I didnt choose the thug life; the thug life chose me.
Ignorance is bliss, but knowledge is power.
Every day is a new adventure!
Keep calm and blame Canada!
Laugh often, it confuses people.