Snow laughter is the best laughter!
I’m snow excited for winter!
Ice to meet you, winter!
Sweater weather? More like snuggly blanket season!
Chillin’ with my snowmies.
Keep calm and pretend its not freezing.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas and a hot cocoa!
I’m not a snowman, but Id still like to be on the nice list!
Winter: where the cold cant freeze my sense of humor!
They told me to dress for the weather; I arrived in a snowsuit and a smile.
If snowflakes were kisses, I’d send you a blizzard!
Winter: the season when my couch becomes my best friend.
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. In winter, that fridge is packed with hot cocoa!
Walking in a winter wonderland? More like slipping and sliding!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name!
How do snowmen get around? By riding icicles!
Winter is nature’s way of telling us to take a nap.
I’m on a seafood diet in winterI see food, and I eat it!
Cold hands, warm heart, cant feel my toes!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Have an ice day!
I love winter, but I wish it would stop snowing on my busted resolve to exercise!
Dear winter, Im allergic to frostbite!
I put my hand up, theyre playing my song, the butterflies fly away… in winter, theyre just too cold!
I cant feel my face when I’m with youoh wait, its just winter!
Hot chocolate: proof that winter isnt all bad!
The only thing melting faster than snow this winter is my willpower!
I’m snow joking when I say winter is for hibernation!
Every time it snows, my motivation goes out the window!
Why don’t you ever see penguins in the UK? Because theyre afraid of all the ice on the roads!
My favorite exercise this winter? Running out of hot cocoa!
Nothing warms the heart like the heat of a cozy fireplace and chocolate!
Winter: when your love for blankets reaches new heights!
Winter is like a bad haircut; it lasts for months!
I told winter to chill out, but it just laughed and snowed more!
My winter spirit animal is a sloth in a scarf!
Ice skating: the only time falling on your face is socially acceptable!
I used to hate winter, but now I embrace my inner couch potato.
Whats a snowmans favorite Mexican food? Brrrr-itos!
Why did the snowman call in sick? Because he had a meltdown!
Winter is just natures way of saying, ‘Lets Netflix and chill!’
Slippers are a winters best friend!
I love winter so much, Im considering hibernating full-time!
How do you scare a snowman? With a hairdryer!
In winter, we wear our cool like a badge of honor!