Tequila: because life is too short to sip soda.
In tequila, we trust all others bring cocktails.
Tequila makes my clothes fall off, but my worries stay put.
Every drop of tequila is a step closer to paradise.
Tequila: the only spirit that hugs my soul.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tequila, and that’s pretty close.
Turning lemons into tequila, one shot at a time.
Life happens, tequila helps.
Lets taco bout how good tequila is!
Tequila is the answer what was the question again?
Sip happens, but tequila makes it better.
Good vibes and tequila ties.
If you can’t find me, I’m probably lost in the agave fields.
A little salt, a little lime, and a whole lot of tequila.
Tequila: because adulting is hard and shots are easy.
When life gives you limes, grab tequila!
Cheers to the nights we won’t remember with the friends we won’t forget!
First, we drink the tequila. Then, we do the things!
Keep calm and drink tequila.
I followed my heart and it led me to tequila.
You had me at tequila.
Tequila: the sunrise after the longest night.
Adventure awaits, and tequila is the passport.
Pour the tequila, skip the drama.
Tequila: my kind of therapy.
Take a shot and let the good times roll!
I drink tequila, because it’s the ‘agave’ of life!
Stay wild, drink tequila.
Tequila is like an adventure in a bottle.
Shaken, not stirred, but always tequila!
Good friends and tequila make the best memories.
Heres to making mistakes starting with tequila!
Livin’ my best life, one tequila shot at a time.
Tequila: because in the end, it’s all worth it.
Behind every great party is a bottle of tequila.
Raise your glass to tequila and the good times!
The only thing better than tequila is more tequila!
Tequila: fuel for the soul.
Take a shot and let worries melt away!
Tequila a taste of freedom in every sip.
Tequila, the spirit that lifts you higher.
Dancing through life, one tequila shot at a time.
I like my drinks like I like my jokes strong and a bit edgy.
A day without tequila is like a day without sunshine.
If you’re looking for trouble, tequila is your friend.