Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society.
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible squawking.
Taxation is just a sophisticated way of saying lets share the wealth and by wealth, I mean your paycheck.
A tax collector is like a hungry bird; they never stop pecking until they get what they want.
Paying taxes is like going to the gym: we all know it’s good for us, but it doesnt make it any easier.
I love taxes. It’s the only time I can be a royal pain for my income.
In the land of the free, be sure to pay your taxesnot to mention your dues.
The only difference between a taxman and a wolf is the taxman wears a suit.
Taxes: turning hard workers into perfectionists at dodging.
There are only two certainties in life: death and taxes, and one of them charges interest.
Tax day is the adult version of an unexpected pop quiz.
If hard work really paid off, the IRS would be out of business.
I wish I could be as sure of anything as the IRS is of my income.
Taxation: where the fine print speaks volumes louder than your bank account.
By the time youre done paying taxes, you realize youve just funded someone elses dream.
Why do we pay taxes? Because wealth redistribution sounds so much more appealing.
In the city of dreams, taxes are the price of the ticket.
Earning money is the easy part; its what happens when you try to keep it thats tricky.
Behind every successful business, theres a looming tax bill.
The road to wealth is paved with IRS forms.
The government finally figured out how to monetize breathing: its called taxes.
April 15th: the day we celebrate our love-hate relationship with the IRS.
The IRS: because you cant escape the realities of adulthood.
Life is like taxes: you cant avoid them, but you can strategize.
Tax codes are merely algorithms for the financially challenged.
If laughter is the best medicine, then taxes are the bitter pill we all swallow.
Taxes are the universes way of reminding us were all in this togethersort of.
Nothing wakes you up faster than the realization of tax liabilities.
Tax calculators: turning optimism into despair since forever.
The true measure of wealth is how much of it remains after taxes.
Every paycheck is a silent agreement with the taxman.
Dont be surprised when April rolls around; its just the taxmans annual visit.
In taxes we trust, because clearly, we have no choice.
Tax season is like a high-stakes poker game with the government.
The more you earn, the more you learn about tax loopholes.
Preparation for tax season: turning my home into a paper jungle.
When life gives you lemons, the IRS gives you deductions.
Tax laws are like ghosts: everyone at some point feels haunted by them.
The best thing about taxes? They make you appreciate keeping track of your own money.
Celebrate tax day with joy: it means we survived another year!
A tax refund is a little gift from the government that feels like a consolation prize.
Why did the tax agent cross the road? To get to your income.
Count your blessings, and then count your deductions.
Paying taxes feels like sending money off on a vacation youre not invited to.
At the end of the year, your accountant is both your friend and your therapist.