On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
You’re like, really pretty.
That’s so fetch!
I can’t help it if I’m popular.
So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?
Get in loser, were going shopping.
Im a cool mom!
You cant sit with us!
You need a time-out. Youre a bad influence.
Im not like a regular mom, Im a cool mom!
Its like I have ESPN or something.
We’re not even wearing matching outfits.
Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!
That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.
Im sorry that people are so jealous of me.
You can’t break up with me; Im not some toy you can just throw away!
I dont understand how you can be so boring and not even know it.
Youre a mouse, duh.
I dont hate you cause youre fat. Youre fat cause I hate you.
Youre not the Queen Bee.
Thats what the kids call a burn.
If we werent supposed to eat in class, why is there even food there?
Im not a regular girl; Im a cool girl.
Its called taking a life!
You have to earn your snowflake.
Youre like a really bad Wi-Fi connection.
I wish I could bake a cake made of rainbows and smiles.
The limit does not exist!
You go, Glen Coco!
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Im tired of pretending Im not a science nerd.
Im only going to pretend to be nice to you.
Thats not a norm; thats a violation.
Im like, so freaking over this.
Why are you so obsessed with me?
You cant sit with us, but you can watch us.
Boo, you whore!
Youre a little too obsessed with your appearance.
I go to Taco Bell, and Im like, ‘can I please have a taco?’
Youve got to be joking; thats not a look.
Im like, on the A-list!
This is why people dont like you.
Can you even sit down with that attitude?
Youve got to be commercial!
Were totally going to be friends forever, right?