Started from the bottom, now we’re here… but I’m still looking for the snacks!
I only love my bed and my mommasorry, food!
When I hear ‘No’, I just add another ‘O’ for an epic ‘Yes!’
Cash rules everything around meexcept my morning coffee!
I got my eyes on you, and my snack stash on the side!
If I had a dollar for every time I checked my fridge, Id be Drake!
You only live once, so Im running for snacks like its the Olympics!
Hotline Bling? More like ‘Share the Wings’!
Why do I take so many selfies? Because my snacks won’t judge me!
Laugh now, cry laterjust don’t forget to laugh with snacks in hand!
They say the best things in life are free, but have you tried pizza?
Im just saying, if you need my heart, its probably at a taco truck!
Too blessed to be stressed, but always hungry for the next meal!
In a room full of friends, Im still the weirdo whos thinking about food!
Got my mind on my munchies and my munchies on my mind!
If loving food is wrong, I dont want to be right!
You could be anywhere in the world, but Id rather be eating pizza!
If I had a magic lamp, Id wish for unlimited fries, no questions asked!
Every time Im sad, I just remember that food exists!
Im the type of person who counts calories like theyre prize tickets!
Im not saying Im Batman, but I do disappear when food is around!
I may have a soft heart, but Ive got a hard shell of snacks!
The only drama I enjoy is in my kitchen when the oven overheats!
Sometimes, I just want to run away to a buffet!
Its a marathon, not a sprintunless its sprinting to the snack table!
Im like a fine wine; I get better with snacks!
Forget the haters; I’m just here for the macaroni and cheese!
I might be in my feelings, but my heart belongs to dessert!
I cant help but feel like I was born to eat!
Im sometimes a genius, but mostly just a snack enthusiast!
You know it’s real love when you share your fries!
Life is too short; order the dessert first!
Im not indecisive; I just cant choose between pizza and tacos!
Some say I’m dramatic; I say I just express my love for food loudly!
Every meal is a party, especially if pizzas invited!
If food was a crime, Id be serving life!
If you think Im extra, its because I love my toppings!
My love language is shares snacks!
Eating chips is my cardio!
Snacks are the only drama I want in my life!
Don’t talk to me until Ive had my morning pizza!
Im not just a snack; Im a whole buffet!
Can you blame me for having a strong emotional attachment to cake?
I might fall in love with someone, but food comes first!
My spirit animal is a burritowrapped up and ready for anything!