Sweat today, shine tomorrow unless you forget to shower!
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you!
Your only limit is the calories you ate last night!
When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee!
Life’s a marathon, so grab your running shoes and a snack!
Remember, the only thing were running from is our responsibilities!
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
Push yourself, because nobody else is going to do it for you except maybe your pizza delivery guy!
Dont quit, or Ill call you my couch potato!
If you think lifting is hard, try lifting your spirits!
Cheer up! You can always blame your workout on a bad hair day!
Working out: Replacing my couch time with huffing and puffing time!
You cant spell challenge without cha lets cha-cha dance our way through!
Falling down is how we grow. Staying down is how we die on the couch!
Remember: Nobodys perfect, but your sense of humor can be!
Eat, sleep, workout, repeat but first, lets order pizza!
The gym isnt a place to torture yourself; its a place to laugh while sweating!
Feel the burn? Or is that just yesterdays pizza?
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!
Workouts are like relationships: If its not fun, youre doing it wrong!
Stay strong! Further proof you can lift your mood too!
Fitness: Where you can say Im just here for the snacks!
Motivation level: Im only running late!
Remember, every expert was once a beginner who didnt quit or run away!
Winners never quit, but quitters sometimes send motivational memes!
If you stumble, make it part of your dance routine!
When in doubt, just add sprinkles to your fitness goals!
Your body is a temple; treat it like your favorite vacation spot!
No one ever drowned in sweat but dont test that theory!
Cheers to those who turn I cant into I can and I will later!
A little progress each day adds up to big results and snacks!
If you think its hard, try fitting into last years jeans!
Take a deep breath; its only cardio when youre running in the rain!
Fitness isnt about being better than someone else; its about being better than you were yesterday or at least more amusing!
Make your workout so fun, you forget youre actually working out!
Good things come to those who sweat and snack!
You dont have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great or at least great at snacking!
Lets put the fun in dysfunctional workouts!
Why run when you can walk while eating ice cream?
Be a warrior, not a worrier unless its about whats for dinner!
Life is a workout, and Im just trying to avoid leg day!
Remember, laughter is the best cardio unless there’s cake!
The only bad workout is the one you didnt laugh through!
You miss 100% of the workouts you dont make memes about!
Sore today, strong tomorrow and slightly hilarious the day after!