May the Schwartz be with you!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Ludicrous speed, go!
We’re not just doing this for money. We’re doing it for a SH*T LOAD of money!
It’s good to be the king.
I can’t breathe in this thing!
In space, no one can hear you scream… or laugh.
We ain’t found sh*t!
I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
They’ve gone to plaid!
You’ve captured their stunt doubles!
I’m surrounded by assholes!
Dark Helmet, you idiot! You’re using the schwartz!
This is a desert, not a dirt farm!
Hit it, Johnny!
You can’t be afraid of the dark.
I see your Schwartz is ridiculously tiny.
We must prepare for the worstprepare for plaid!
Spaceballs: The Movie! The Search for More Money!
Don’t forget to buckle your seatbelt!
Im in a helmet! How can I be outnumbered?
We’re not just here to look good. We’re here to look fabulous!
Pizza the Hutt! Hes a big, greasy crime lord!
We are now in the glorious state of deception.
Curse you, meddling kids!
You dont need a stupid helmet for this!
The Schwartz is strong with this one.
What the hell are you doing? It’s all in the reflexes!
I see your Schwartz is supercharged!
Youve dabbled in the dark arts.
Sir, we have found their stunt doubles!
Prepare to be in a ball of confusion!
Keep firing, assholes!
I think I just passed a little gas.
Weve gone beyond plaid!
You’re going to love thisit’s a total meltdown!
Theres no business like show businessin space!
I can’t outrun my stomach!
This ship has a better sense of style than I do!
For the last time, my Schwartz is not a weapon!
Theres something behind you, isnt there?
The only thing we’ve found is our dignity!
When youre a king, you must be prepared for anything!
Today, we fight like it’s the end of the world!