Spring: a reminder that even the earth has a time for a makeover!
Spring is natures way of saying, Lets party!
In spring, even my allergies get a fresh start!
Spring: the season where my shower becomes a sneeze factory.
Why did the flower break up with the tree? It found someone more fern-tastic!
I love spring! Its like the world is waking up from a long nap and is very grumpy about it.
Spring cleaning: the art of throwing away your hopes and your home decor!
Spring is the time to put a little more spring in your step… and mud on your shoes!
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? Because he wanted to grow a power plant!
Spring: the only time of year when you can sit on a bench and contemplate life while sneezing.
Im so glad spring is heretime to start my annual battle with the lawn!
Spring: when its too cold for shorts and too warm for pantsa fashion disaster!
Why was the broom late for spring? It swept through the winter too slowly!
Ah, spring! A season that rhymes with fling… if we’re talking about my allergies!
I told my plants to grow up this spring, and they just threw dirt in my face!
Spring: the season where I cant tell if its sunny or just my allergies acting up.
Why did the spring chicken cross the road? To avoid the Easter Bunny!
I love spring because my garden isnt deadjust sleeping like everyone else!
Spring showers bring… a lot of complaints about wet socks!
In spring, I feel like a butterflyuntil I remember I cant fly and just want to nap!
Why did the bee get a promotion in spring? Because it was buzz-worthy!
Spring is like nature’s way of saying, Get outside and realize you need to exercise!
The best part of spring? Watching plants grow while I grow… in my couch!
Why was the flower so happy in spring? It found its petal to the metal!
Spring: when my coffee goes from hot to iced faster than I can say Lets go outside!
Id like to be as happy as a tree in spring, but Im more like a sad shrub.
Why do spring flowers always seem so optimistic? Theyve got blooming confidence!
Spring is the season for new beginnings… like my resolve to exercise, which lasts two days.
In spring, my spirit awakensright before my allergies attack!
Why do birds always fly south in the spring? Because its too crowded up north!
Spring is when I realize I need better friends, because my plants are the only ones that dont judge me!
Why did the gardener break up with his girlfriend? She wanted to weed out the bad vibes!
What do you call a spring flower who tells jokes? A pun-daleh!
Spring: the only time of year I dont blame the weather for my bad mood!
Why do trees always seem to be having fun in spring? Because theyre good at letting go!
Spring means longer days and shorter attention spansthanks, allergies!
Why was the dog excited about spring? More squirrels to chase and less snow to trudge through!
Spring has sprung, and so have my dust bunnies!
Why did the tulip break up with the daffodil? Too much root for drama!
Spring: when my exercise routine consists of running to the ice cream truck!
What did one cloud say to another in spring? I cant handle all this rain!
In spring, I take my workout outsidespecifically to the nearest park bench!
Why did the butterfly go to school in spring? To get a little butterfly education!
I love spring because my refrigerator is finally filled with fresh produce and not just winter leftovers!
Spring has sprungsorry, winter, but this is a no-cold zone!